FAQ Table of Contents
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Who are you?
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Where are you now?
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Are you available for sex?
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Can I send you money?
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Anything else?
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Anyone?
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Bueller?
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Bueller...?
Who are you?
Nobody special. Retired. A little bit goofy and a little bit dead
serious. Fun, most of the time.
Read the bio page.
Where are you now?
Hard to say. Do you mean, "Where are you, emotionally?" or, "Where are
you, existentially?"
If there is a current trip report here, that's all there is to know for the
time being. Otherwise, it's possible that I'm just back at home. Or passed out
under a pool table somewhere.
Or in jail. Hard to say.
But for goodness' sake, don't tell my wife where I am... okay? I might
have told her a different lie.
You might know where I am at any given moment, or you might know my
direction of travel... but not both. hmmm... Sounds like an uncertain
principle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle
Are you available for sex?
Probably.
Wait... What? Uh, who's asking?
Can I send you money?
Why, yes. Yes you can.
And I would gratefully accept your donations via PayPal!
I hope you appreciate the ride report, and the time I put into documenting it
all.
Anything else?
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Anyone?
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Bueller?
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Bueller...?
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